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"Netflix made Alexander the Great gay."

AtG, typing furiously from a tent thousands of plethra away from Macedonia: This is bi erasure!

Hephaestion, trying to wrestle the tablet from him: There, there. (aside, to himself) Why is the Wi-Fi so good in Gandhara, gods, send a power outage.

The real reason Alexander stopped his conquests at that point? The wi-fi was so good it was impossible to keep from wanking on the internet, and he became distracted.

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Government funded Canadian yaoi!

Yes, you must show the whole Canadian.
... And the Canadian hole.

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(My brain just tried to pronounce that in about 5 separate ways in under a second.)

"Dammit, I have to go see a doctor, I got an infection from leaving cracker crumbs all in my pouch again."

But it's so convenient! Why pouch if not for snacks :(

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IMDb trivia: In The Exorcist (1973), the chimera-like anthropomorphic animal demon Pazuzu was initially supposed to tell the priest "your mother yiffs catboys in furry hell", but the script was changed because 1970s audiences weren't ready for such a mirror to be held up to their so-called society.

Did you forget about Darth Vader's locustsona?

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Or does it have a legitimate need to summon the shade of Irusan son of Arusan, late King o' the Cats, so as to improve its living conditions?

Sounds like a cat séance. Thanks to social media, summoning eldritch abominations is now considered the quickest way to remind the monkeys to buy more catnip.

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I assume this is not a knitted depiction of two fishes being burned at the cross for fishcraft?

... I can honestly say I did not expect the Spanish Fishquisition.

Well it’s hardly a proper Fishquisition if they give advance notice.

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Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no... what you've been is not on boats.

-- Tom Stoppard, RIP.

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Hello, friends! It's about to be December again, and you know what that means: the fact I am posting this actually before December 1 means

karzilla reminded me about the existence of linear time again. Wait, no -- well, yes, but also -- okay, look, let me back up and start again: it's almost December, and that means it's time for our annual December holiday points bonus.

The standard explanation: For the entire month of December, all orders made in the Shop of points and paid time, either for you or as a gift for a friend, will have 10% of your completed cart total sent to you in points when you finish the transaction. For instance, if you buy an order of 12 months of paid time for $35 (350 points), you'll get 35 points when the order is complete, to use on a future purchase.

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sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2398 - Alexander, the Great Wanker! AKA: Fail Fandom Alexander
sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2397 - The true smut strong and free... O Canada we wank o'ertime for thee.
sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2396 - Just imagine the marsupial!human wellness industry: "Douche your pouche!"
sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2395 - Pazuzu was supposed to say, "Your mother yiffs catboys in furry hell"
sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2394 - Age-old conundrum: is your cat the God of mischief just shit-stirring for kicks?
sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2393 - A reference to the agonizing piscine tortures of the Fishquisition.
sunnymodffa in fail_fandomanon - FFA DW Post #2392 - Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
denise in dw_news - Look! I remembered to post before December started this year!

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